We FANS are masters and commanders upon a band's members.
Especially the frontmen/women.
We buy, so we pay, so they ow.
And when the sound system of the club or the hall is crapy, it is the fault of the ones 'on stage'.
The ticket was expensive, that's also the fault of the band.
The beer was shit, also their fault.
And because we couldn't sleep the night before, because of the excitement, oh yes...still the fault of the band.
Because we had to wait sooooooo long of course!
We buy, we pay, they ow.
So they also cannot complain about nearly anything.
Complain, hmmm what's that? You have no right to!
You ow, remember?
Your opinion? How dare!
And especially jokes shouldn't be included in the programme.
We take them too personally.
We're so infiltrated that any sarcasm is too much for our sensitive souls.
Cause we are loyal.
And we might get a trauma, you know.
Besides we pay and buy, you should first bow, play like at least 2 and half hours, preferring of course the typical catchy songs - good for everyone.
And what's that Zeitgeist thing?
Run off of english vocabulary and chose a german word?
Can't you change that crappy clothing?
What's wrong with the voice?
What kind of music is that you're playing?
Be good and pleasant on stage.
Above all show no emotions.
And most important, remember we buy, we pay, you ow.

Cause no guys, you didn't do it by your self.
You're our creation.
And when you were on your own, we were there.

Yeah, you ow us much. So be a good machine and listen to us fans, cause we know better.

PATHETIC! JUST PATHETIC! WE ARE F****ING PATHETIC!

I am really growing tired of the asso-so-called-loyal-pumpkin-fan-smalltalk and moaning about the 'ego' billy and the 'crappy' shows! And all the alike idiotic comments i have read till now on this website and was forced to as idiotically answer to them...

IT'S ALL TOOTHPASTE IN YOUR MOUTHS. YOU APPLY IT, YOU USE IT AND THEN YOU SPIT IT OUT IN WHICHEVER DIRECTION POSSIBLE JUST BECAUSE IT HAS A BAD TASTE. BUT IT CLEANED YOUR TEETH.