Are you like me?--the thought of genocide in a raging
global war got you down? What?! All-but-suicidal? Well,
friend; take heart! No better cure for the futile feel-
ing of wanting to end your life than taking up the ca-
use of human rights: In this day and age, absolutely's
guaranteed either to lift your spirits out of lowly o-
ver death, or some militantly extremist, anti-freedom
fascists will come and kill you for yourself--god bless!

http://www.unhchr.ch/udhr/navigate/alpha.htm
http://librivox.org/the-universal-declaration-of-human-rights-by-the-united-nations/


P-Stop spying on people; we know you're
there and just think it kind of ill-ogical.