apparently the bridal gown was specifically designed with a "new millennium and built for modern high-gain sound," according to "Corgan's exact specs to create his famous mid-'90s buzzsaw tone." The couple left for a secret honeymoon at an undisclosed destination with the helpful groom carrying the bride's "vintage tweed case."


(just watch...some fool will pick this story up out of context, and the rest will be history....)