At least, with a mini-US tour, you know that
all the CIA Operatives spying on your band
will have DHS keeping track of them and you
won't even have to worry about them getting
aggressive; since all those fbi Nazis buying
them out to keep them high on lots of dope.

Hey, Ginger: How do you tell the difference between a federal agent and official?

The official still has sperm in his 'stache from making his Special walk crooked!